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Itchy.

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Towel.

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Love you.

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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Fuck.

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Corner!

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Fak, it's a facelift, it's not a gut.

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Bear, it is a facelift and a gut.

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- He is not wrong, Jeffrey.
- Hey.

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- How's my budget looking?
- Great.

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- Not good.
- Shitty.

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Alright. Fuck this. Watch.

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The Bear, alright?

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We have equipment that works.

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That's a great start, everybody. Zero.

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Then we have a deep clean...

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- Very.
- Very deep...

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clean and drywall insulation.

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Tables, chairs...

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The fridge is still
fucked and the gas line...

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The fryer is fucked.

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The fryer is fucked.
That's 5K right there.

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No, that's ten for a
used piece-of-shit fryer.

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And then another ten
for the correct fryer.

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And the oven is scary,
that's another ten.

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Okay, good. Alright, so we got 20.

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- Thirty. Thirty. The oven.
- Thirty? Fuck me.

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Then we got the windows,
the demo, the brick.

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That's 50K plus 20K, that is 70K.

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- Plus 30, that's 80K
- CARMY: That's not bad. Really?

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Fuck me. Cousin!

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Plus the permits, the
inspections, and the licenses.

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- Yes. Right. Okay!
- And those people aren't nice.

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- 10K, 10K, plus 70K.
- Smart thinking, Neil.

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So we're at 80.

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- Eighty.
- Ninety.

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Ninety. Ninety.

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- I was gonna say 90, okay.
- Fridge is fucked.

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- Also AC.
- HVAC?

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So we are at 85.

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- Hmm.
- Ha, ha, no, just kidding.

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Ninety-five, 95K.

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Just out of morbid curiosity,

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how accurate do we think
these numbers are?

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I think I am pretty much right
on a couple of 'em.

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Fantastic.

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And you have to pay us, Jeffrey.

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She's right about that, Jefferson.

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I know. I'm aware. And I've already...

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I've set that aside, okay?

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Also, I still don't see
the drywall on there.

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Yes, right, no. Richie's brother-in-law,

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he's gonna do the drywall, actually.

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Cousin! Where the fuck is he?

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It's so weird when he doesn't answer me.

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- He's downstairs.
- He's still downstairs?

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- Still, yeah.
- Alright, I'll be back.

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We need more money.

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We need a project manager.

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Okay. You're hired.

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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah. Right.

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- Syd.
- Nat.

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- Not good.
- No. Bad. Bad.

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Fuck.

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Yo. Cousin, can you call Sal?

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I need a drywall estimate.

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Thirteen.

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Thirteen what? For what?

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That'll be his drywall estimate.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Yo, you ever think about purpose?

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I love you, but I do not
have time for this, alright?

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I have time for this.

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Purpose.

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What's my purpose, homie?

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Your shirt says "Original Berf."

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It's a printing mistake.

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Collector's item.

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Yo, um, I'm trying
really hard to be on board

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with all this new shit, cousin.

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I'm, uh, I'm reading a lot.

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I'm trying to learn about
who am I to my history.

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So in one of these books,
there's this dude who's got...

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like, no skills,

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no personality, nothin'.

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All he does is watches trains.

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Watches trains do what?

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Watches 'em be trains.

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And he's got this...

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group of friends that he's had
since he's a little kid,

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you know, and they're all the shit...

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and they're outgrowing him, like,

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one's like a sick athlete,
one's a genius.

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This other one's nasty on the keys.

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Then, this other one, she's got, like,

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charisma like a motherfucker.

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And one day, out of the blue,

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boom.

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They drop his ass.

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They just... cut that motherfucker off.

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Why do they do that?

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'Cause he's got no purpose.

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Okay, so, wh-what does he do?

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I don't know. I haven't read that far.

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But I do know that I'm...

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forty-five. I've been here a long time.

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You feel me?

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I mean, you know what the fuck
you're doing, you know.

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You love all this shit.

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It's fun for you.

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I don't have that.

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I'm afraid one day, I'm gonna wake up

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and you guys are all just gonna cut...

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just drop this ass.

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Richie, I'm not gonna drop this ass.

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This shit's not fun for me.

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Yeah, but you love it.

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That doesn't make it fun.

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If this shit is not fun for you, cousin,

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what the fuck is fun for you?

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I don't know. I have to
get back to you on that.

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All these pots are toast, mama.

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We're gonna have to get
the good-good for the new Jeff.

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New Jeff?

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If Carmy is the executive chef

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and you're the CDC,
you're the new Carmy.

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We need a new Sydney.

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Um, okay, well, good-good is expensive.

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So let's just see
what we can salvage here.

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Sydney, look at this shit.

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Half of these pots
are burnt on one side.

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Well, you know, it's always about
the craftsperson, not the tools.

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Yeah, okay, these are, um,

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just really cheap, shitty
restaurant supply bullshit.

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Maybe we can Bar Keepers
Friend some of them.

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Hmm, science, baby.

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Well, do you want a little more science?

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Always. I love learning this shit.

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Okay, well, on the good-good,

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there's, like, all these
stacked layers of steel,

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and in between them is an aluminum core.

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You're an aluminum core.

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- Oh, hi, baby.
- What's up, T?

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- How you doing?
- Aw.

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Just, like, lurking, waiting
till I, like, said that or...

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No, no, I just walked in,
perfect timing.

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Yeah, okay.

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- How is she?
- All good.

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Um, nurse just had an emergency.

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She'll be back tomorrow,
and Chester's got her.

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If you need anything...

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm gonna find you a new home.

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That's gonna be my home.

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Your home's my home.

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Oh, don't worry about me.

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I got it, you know. Just heavy as shit.

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Shit, uh... Well, never mind.

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That was much easier.

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Corner.

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Corner.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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You...

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Fudge.

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Yo. Nat, what was that
great idea we had the other day?

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- The one I said to write down?
- Yeah.

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I don't suppose you wrote it down?

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- No. I'm starving. You want?
- No, that's yours.

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I thought I wanted it,
but then I wanted to throw up.

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In other news, I reviewed your numbers.

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Mm-hmm. And?

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Aside from being vaguely
kinda a little bit sorta close,

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you're missing an IRS stipulation.

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Which IRS stipulation?

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The one that says businesses

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have to have
all previous debts be current...

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Yeah, but we're on a payment plan.

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...and complete before any new
business license is granted.

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That can't possibly be true.

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Here.

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Alright. So that's,
that's definitely true.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, great, I can figure that out.

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Um, thank you. Thank
you for, uh, for helping today

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but you have to get the fuck outta here.

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- You gotta save yourself.
- Um...

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Sydney asked me to be project manager.

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Really? That's interesting.
What did you say?

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That it was interesting
and that I'd think about.

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We need a project manager?

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Yes. Yes, we do. Very much so.

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Yes. Hello. Good morning.

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I'm not making the same
mistakes I made last time.

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Yeah, but then, you know,
who's gonna approve

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all these insane interest rates?

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Oh, that's nice. Carm, go fuck yourself?

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- What's going on?
- Oh, you're not gonna like it.

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- Awesome.
- So gas is off

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until hoods and overheads
pass the new fire suppression test.

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- Okay. Is that a Fak? Sounds like a Fak.
- No, it is not a Fak.

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It is not a Fak.

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It's a specialist. Aw.

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- Shit.
- Yeah, shit.

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But some good news.

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Everybody is food certified
except for Ebra,

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who just needs to be renewed.

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And Richie, who actually
has never done it because...

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- Richie.
- Yes.

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Also, I filed with the BACP

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for our City of Chicago Consultant.

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- Right.
- We need them to approve

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all of our new business paperwork,

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and then they'll send a rep
and that rep will sign off

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on another rep
who will come and look at stuff

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and then sign off
on a, on a different rep.

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- How many reps is that?
- Many.

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A lot. A lot of reps. Yeah.

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But it's-it's gonna be okay, you know.

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All we have to do is just stay calm

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and make sure...

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- Fuck.
- Sydney.

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- Fuck.
- What was that?

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Uh, fell through a wall.

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- Good morning.
- Damn, you got strong.

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What kind of
insurance coverage do we have

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for people falling
through the fuckin' wall?

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The really good kind
where you pray they don't.

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Yo! Syd, you just fu...

230
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Why'd you tear Fenway?

231
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Why did I tear Fenway?

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That's been there for five years.

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You think I
intentionally fell through a wall?

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"A," fuck the Red Sox,

235
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and "B," what has it
been hiding for five years?

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"A," that's...

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Three, four, five.

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"A," that's Mikey's favorite squad,

239
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so please show some respect, okay?

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And "B," that's the result
of some failed Jewish Lightning.

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00:14:06,235 --> 00:14:07,237
- Yo.
- What?

242
00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,473
What? That's what it's called.

243
00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:10,477
No, we're not doing that.
I'd like to add it to the list, please.

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00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,481
Look, I haven't said
G or R in over a week.

245
00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:14,053
No, cousin, explain.

246
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In an effort of personal growth,

247
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I promise not to say gay or retarded...

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- No, cousin, the hole. Explain.
- You just-just said it.

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Jewish Lightning
is when you burn down a place.

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Yeah, the explanation
makes it seem worse.

251
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Look, there was a time when

252
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Mikey was maybe on some shit
and he thought

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that if this place were
to accidentally... burn down,

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that maybe there'd be
some insurance money.

255
00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:37,130
I got it, thank you.

256
00:14:37,163 --> 00:14:38,266
I just wanna say that I think

257
00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:39,602
the explanation of Jewish Lightning

258
00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:42,279
does cement it as something
that we shouldn't say.

259
00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:43,407
You're correct.

260
00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,001
Alright, this is salvageable.

261
00:14:45,299 --> 00:14:47,568
Um, Natalie, do you know
where the tape is?

262
00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:49,530
The tape is packed. It's up front.

263
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,091
- Okay?
- Jeff.

264
00:14:51,619 --> 00:14:53,823
- You fell through the wall?
- Corner.

265
00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,050
- Yes. Yes.
- You okay?

266
00:14:59,156 --> 00:15:00,994
Okay. What was I saying?

267
00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:02,803
Gotta stay calm
and take it step by step.

268
00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:04,240
No, I know. We will.

269
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,236
Not the first hole in a wall
I've fallen through.

270
00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:08,165
- No, no, that's what you were saying.
- It is.

271
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,061
Huh? Really?

272
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,631
Okay.

273
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,543
Paint in the crawlspace.

274
00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,107
That was the great idea?

275
00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:21,418
Yo, cousin, you do me a favor
and get the paint from the crawlspace?

276
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:23,322
I'm on the operating
table right now, cousin.

277
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,160
Purpose, Chef.

278
00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,262
Good point, Chef.

279
00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:27,330
Thank you.

280
00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:32,541
So there's a hole in the wall.

281
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,435
Yeah, I heard.

282
00:15:36,616 --> 00:15:38,452
Do me a favor.
Just keep thinking about it.

283
00:15:38,485 --> 00:15:40,524
I'll definitely
keep thinking about that hole.

284
00:15:41,092 --> 00:15:43,630
No. No, the project management.

285
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:46,288
Oh.

286
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:49,748
Um, timing on my side is not great.

287
00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:50,842
Never is.

288
00:15:54,312 --> 00:15:55,881
There's not enough money.

289
00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:57,318
Never is.

290
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,858
Where do you get more?

291
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,271
Is that in my head?

292
00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:09,912
Ow.

293
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:12,421
No.

294
00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:17,225
Okay.

295
00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:20,264
So, um, this is coming

296
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:23,371
from a place of wanting
to start fresh and clean.

297
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,620
I love this place. I love this city.

298
00:16:27,645 --> 00:16:30,251
I wanna start our first business here.

299
00:16:30,284 --> 00:16:32,597
I want it to be a real business,

300
00:16:32,622 --> 00:16:36,129
an honest business
with-with-with honest partners.

301
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,135
We wanna do high-level dining

302
00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:42,242
and hospitality and-and-and beverages.

303
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:44,998
And we can and we will because we know

304
00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:47,084
that any good restaurant starts

305
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:50,358
with dedication to service
and taking care of the customer.

306
00:16:50,391 --> 00:16:55,000
We drafted a quick term sheet
that specifically lays out

307
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,037
not only our business prospectus,

308
00:16:57,070 --> 00:17:00,920
but an execution guide
as well as a return portfolio.

309
00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:02,357
Hey, Richard, will you turn
that fucking thing off, please?

310
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:03,623
I'm trying.

311
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,231
What the fuck we doin' here?
What's going on? What are you...

312
00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:08,093
What are you doing?

313
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,229
Mikey was telling you the truth.

314
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,305
About the-the petting zoo?

315
00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:11,359
What? No, no, no, no.

316
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,568
- Mini golf?
- No.

317
00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:14,205
About franchising.

318
00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:16,109
He wanted to franchise this place.

319
00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:17,642
He wanted to open a restaurant with me.

320
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,703
How the fuck do you know?

321
00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:20,281
'Cause we found your money.

322
00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:33,042
Motherfucker didn't put it
in a bank, did he?

323
00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:36,149
No, he-he definitely
didn't put it in a bank.

324
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:39,038
Oh, God. Thank Christ.

325
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:40,678
What is KBL?

326
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:45,663
Kalinowski, me,
Berzatto, you, Layne, Lee.

327
00:17:46,035 --> 00:17:47,701
Lee? Who's Lee?

328
00:17:47,726 --> 00:17:49,208
Uncle Lee Layne.

329
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,346
Oof. That's not our uncle.

330
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,116
Yeah, well, Richie's not your cousin.

331
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,545
Heard and resented.

332
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:56,189
Hey, Richie, could you please turn that

333
00:17:56,223 --> 00:17:57,992
goddamn motherfuckin' thing off?

334
00:17:58,025 --> 00:17:59,362
It's making me insane!

335
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:00,959
How's it not makin' you insane?

336
00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:02,402
- I don't mind it.
- Lucky you.

337
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,736
I'm on it, Uncle J.
How the fuck did I know

338
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:07,366
that the crawlspace
had a goddamn alarm on it?

339
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:09,583
Mikey's fuckin' Kevin McCalliper...

340
00:18:09,616 --> 00:18:11,587
- McCallister.
- McCallister.

341
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,324
Yes. Hello.

342
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:17,030
Uh, the password is
"gofastboatsmojito," all one word.

343
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:20,036
Yeah. Go fast boats and
then mojito. All one word.

344
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:22,107
Okay, so just to be clear,

345
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,887
'cause, you know,
I can't fuckin' hear correctly.

346
00:18:24,912 --> 00:18:27,084
Not only are you not giving me back

347
00:18:27,117 --> 00:18:29,732
the original $300,000 you owe me,

348
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:33,597
but you are also asking me
for an additional $500,000?

349
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,336
- Yes, that sounds correct.
- Okay.

350
00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:38,574
And so how many times
you've done this, Carm?

351
00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:40,210
None times.

352
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,513
And what's your track record, Syd?

353
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:44,084
- Not great.
- Cool. I'm in.

354
00:18:44,117 --> 00:18:47,325
Okay, you are first out
with a bonkers interest rate

355
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:50,030
because, well, we have no choice.

356
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,136
And you'd also be
entitled to a partnership.

357
00:18:53,169 --> 00:18:54,539
Partnership of what, my love?

358
00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:57,929
Hey, you throw a rock,
you hit five great restaurants.

359
00:18:57,954 --> 00:18:59,524
We're going to be better.

360
00:18:59,549 --> 00:19:03,189
Um, this is going to be
a destination spot.

361
00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:05,160
This is going to be
an excellent restaurant.

362
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:06,530
And I know that because
we're going to get a star.

363
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,701
- Syd.
- Carm.

364
00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:10,103
- Fuck stars.
- Okay, well, you can say that

365
00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,334
because you already got one.

366
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,609
No, no, no, I never got one.
I retained it.

367
00:19:12,642 --> 00:19:14,288
That's basically a cousin
of getting one.

368
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:15,349
Okay, kids.

369
00:19:15,374 --> 00:19:16,416
It's not getting
one, it's retaining one.

370
00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:18,052
Somebody else got it, I retained it.

371
00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,090
- Guys.
- You kinda got one, though.

372
00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:21,593
- What do you mean?
- They're being funny.

373
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,096
Let's get a star.

374
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,299
Oh, thank fucking God.

375
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,303
- Thank fuck.
- Yeah, bitch.

376
00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:29,643
Okay, so you get a star. Now what?

377
00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:31,279
- We're dialed.
- My trapped.

378
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,221
My friends, can I tell you a story

379
00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:36,657
about complete and utter failure?

380
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,360
Look, we don't pay you back

381
00:19:38,393 --> 00:19:41,132
by the end of 18 months,
and it is yours.

382
00:19:41,165 --> 00:19:42,435
- What's mine?
- All of it.

383
00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:44,303
The building and the lot.

384
00:19:44,328 --> 00:19:45,397
- Well, Carm.
- Yeah, Carm.

385
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:46,557
What do you think?

386
00:19:47,828 --> 00:19:49,607
I don't know what the fuck I'm thinkin'.

387
00:19:49,632 --> 00:19:51,286
- Tell me more.
- You can get five million for this lot.

388
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:52,395
Two maybe.

389
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,524
- Your math is...
- Fucked.

390
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:55,193
- Yeah. Not good.
- Okay.

391
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,265
Look, we don't pay you the money

392
00:19:57,298 --> 00:20:00,076
by the end of 18 months,
worst-case scenario,

393
00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:02,140
you helped out your nephew, he blew it.

394
00:20:02,173 --> 00:20:04,579
You're out 800 grand,
and you can make two million.

395
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:07,451
And then we are done forever.

396
00:20:09,154 --> 00:20:11,627
Jimmy, I wasn't gonna
tell you about the money,

397
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,597
but we need more, okay?

398
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:17,077
And we need a partner,
and that is the truth.

399
00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:20,344
What do you say?

400
00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,467
How long'd it take you to open?

401
00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:39,022
That is a great question.

402
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:40,517
Well, you know...

403
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:43,467
great partners ask great questions.

404
00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:47,967
Okay.

405
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:52,375
Alright, Fak, Gary
on construction and demo.

406
00:20:52,408 --> 00:20:53,711
- Syd, we're on menu?
- Yes, Chef.

407
00:20:53,744 --> 00:20:55,615
With Jimmy's injection, it's gonna take

408
00:20:55,648 --> 00:20:57,485
at least eight months
to get into profit,

409
00:20:57,518 --> 00:21:00,625
which, to put it generously, is tight,

410
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,595
given it's gonna take
six months to open.

411
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,266
- Six months?
- Six months?

412
00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:06,603
Yeah, at least. And that's being...

413
00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:07,989
- What, confident?
- Cocky.

414
00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:11,162
Crazy. You guys. Crazy.

415
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,860
Dude, um, we have 18 months
to pay back that loan.

416
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,997
Uh, is there anything we can do?
I mean...

417
00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:18,836
Dude, you are the one
that said 18 months.

418
00:21:18,869 --> 00:21:20,774
- That's a CP.
- What's a CP?

419
00:21:20,807 --> 00:21:21,909
- Carmy Problem.
- A Carmy Problem.

420
00:21:21,942 --> 00:21:23,880
- Great.
- Six months is gonna kill us.

421
00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:26,117
Yeah. No, we're gonna have
to be rockin' from the jump.

422
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:27,286
Just fuckin' packed right out.

423
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,123
And you want a, uh, star.

424
00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:30,860
I think it'd be nice. Yeah.

425
00:21:30,893 --> 00:21:32,129
- Godspeed.
- Thank you.

426
00:21:32,162 --> 00:21:33,966
- Start looking into crew?
- Yeah.

427
00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:35,102
Natalie, do you work here?

428
00:21:35,135 --> 00:21:36,436
I'm still thinking.

429
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,116
I have one person still thinking, Chef.

430
00:21:38,141 --> 00:21:40,079
- Tremendous.
- Thank you.

431
00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:41,681
Alright, okay, we're gonna have to

432
00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:43,218
find people that want to learn,

433
00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:45,055
which is gonna be impossible.

434
00:21:45,088 --> 00:21:46,725
But, you know, it's even more difficult

435
00:21:46,758 --> 00:21:48,030
to teach people how to give a shit, so.

436
00:21:48,055 --> 00:21:49,873
Good night. Jeffs.

437
00:21:49,898 --> 00:21:51,000
- Bye, T.
- Good night.

438
00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,739
Okay. Oh, and Sydney,

439
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,810
I got a bunch of those stains out.

440
00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:57,246
That Bar Keepers works.

441
00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,050
Science, baby.

442
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:02,022
Yeah, okay, I'll see you all
bright and early tomorrow.

443
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,058
Yep. Night, Chef.

444
00:22:03,091 --> 00:22:04,395
- Bye.
- Night.

445
00:22:06,832 --> 00:22:07,900
Tina.

446
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,711
Tina? Tina, hey.

447
00:22:12,744 --> 00:22:13,946
- Sorry, uh...
- What's up?

448
00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:15,181
I wanted to...

449
00:22:15,215 --> 00:22:17,721
I wanted to ask you something,
and-and you can totally say no.

450
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,125
- It might be completely insane.
- I could stay later.

451
00:22:20,158 --> 00:22:21,371
It's just there wasn't
that much left to do.

452
00:22:21,395 --> 00:22:22,466
No, no, go home, obviously.

453
00:22:22,491 --> 00:22:25,770
Go home. It's-it's more...
I wanted to ask you...

454
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,341
Uh, yeah. If you...
obviously feel free to say no,

455
00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:30,045
this is probably insane.

456
00:22:30,078 --> 00:22:32,316
And it would just require
a lot of training.

457
00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:34,755
And, I mean, like a lot of training,

458
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,126
like, more than you've
probably ever done before.

459
00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:39,567
And you also know this place.
I mean, it's a fucking hell hole.

460
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,201
And why would you wanna be here?

461
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,305
But, um, yeah,
it was just about earlier.

462
00:22:43,338 --> 00:22:45,075
If you, you know, you were talking about

463
00:22:45,108 --> 00:22:46,161
the new sous and I guess...

464
00:22:46,186 --> 00:22:47,346
Oh, yeah, I can ask around.

465
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,816
I just don't know anybody off the top...

466
00:22:48,849 --> 00:22:51,187
No, no, no. T... Tina, I'm asking you

467
00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,826
if you would, um, be interested

468
00:22:53,859 --> 00:22:57,199
in learning how to be my sous.

469
00:22:59,236 --> 00:23:01,842
Yeah, if you... I guess...

470
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:04,781
I don't know, if you wanna
be my Jeff or whatever.

471
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,349
Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ.

472
00:23:18,374 --> 00:23:21,147
- You're very strong.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.

473
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:22,283
You're very, very strong.

474
00:23:22,316 --> 00:23:24,119
- I am.
- That's cool.

475
00:23:24,453 --> 00:23:26,157
- Great. Okay.
- Okay.

476
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,827
Um, yeah, go home, though.

477
00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:28,872
- Okay.
- Yeah.

478
00:23:28,897 --> 00:23:30,232
But I'll talk to you tomorrow.

479
00:23:30,265 --> 00:23:31,401
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.

480
00:23:31,434 --> 00:23:33,305
- Yes, Jeff.
- Okay. Night.

481
00:23:33,338 --> 00:23:34,339
Okay.

482
00:23:49,501 --> 00:23:50,569
She all good?

483
00:23:52,276 --> 00:23:53,912
Well, I'm almost outta here.

484
00:23:54,313 --> 00:23:55,783
I appreciate you, dude.

485
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,889
DVR it. She'll watch it later.

486
00:24:00,258 --> 00:24:01,327
Alright.

487
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,948
Quiet.

488
00:24:08,108 --> 00:24:11,281
Don't think I've ever heard it
be quiet in here.

489
00:24:11,314 --> 00:24:12,950
Definitely not.

490
00:24:15,535 --> 00:24:16,671
Good evening, Chef.

491
00:24:17,526 --> 00:24:18,661
Good night, Chef.

492
00:24:46,317 --> 00:24:48,154
- Night, guys.
- Night.

493
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,717
- Thanks for today, Bear.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

494
00:24:50,742 --> 00:24:52,546
- Ah, we'll see you tomorrow?
- Uh, we'll see.

495
00:24:52,571 --> 00:24:54,107
Okay. Well, I'm choosing to believe.

496
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:58,494
Really gonna leave early?

497
00:24:58,809 --> 00:25:01,748
I mean, there's only so much
we can do without permits.

498
00:25:03,151 --> 00:25:04,854
It feels weird, though, right?

499
00:25:04,947 --> 00:25:06,484
Very. Yes.

500
00:25:07,929 --> 00:25:09,686
It's too chill?

501
00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:12,302
Well, I don't know.
We can go home early.

502
00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:16,555
Right.

503
00:25:19,316 --> 00:25:21,220
- Um...
- What are you, uh...

504
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,126
Oh, uh, I don't know.

505
00:25:25,328 --> 00:25:27,132
Um, what are you gonna...

506
00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:33,748
No idea.

507
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,188
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

508
00:25:38,221 --> 00:25:39,290
- Yep.
- Cool.

509
00:25:39,323 --> 00:25:41,227
- Okay, night.
- Night.

510
00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:23,965
Yo!

511
00:27:25,192 --> 00:27:26,963
Six months is too long.

512
00:27:26,988 --> 00:27:28,791
We need to open this shit ASAP.

513
00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:30,913
Heard.

514
00:27:51,387 --> 00:27:53,057
Is this a terrible idea?

515
00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:01,107
Cool. Good. Okay. Yeah.

516
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,442
Just making sure.

517
00:28:05,999 --> 00:28:09,999
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